Stolen: Brooklyn Big Link!

Some little c*nt has just managed to sneak into my place and walk out with one of only two big links in the country and one of only nine in the world.
It should be pretty easy to spot so if anybody sees anything please call me on 07815679918...cos i'm pretty f*cking angry right now and would like to meet the offender!
Thanks!

damn! that's messed up, and kinda stupid, what are they gonna do with such a bike? be hard to sell it surely... i had my kevlar brooklyn seat stolen outside a pub in dalston and was gutted, i hope you had home and contents insurance!