Jokes / Joke du jour!

Five tell-tale signs that you might be a member of the Taliban:

1. You have more wives than you have teeth.
   
2. You own a £5000 rocket launcher but can't afford a pair of shoes.
   
3. You refine heroin yet have moral objections to beer.
   
4. You think that vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
   
5. You wipe your arse with your bare hand yet consider bacon unclean.