Jokes / Joke du jour!

A young Jewish girl calls her mother;

JG: "Mum I have to get a divorce"

Mum: "Whateva for my dear" ?

JG: "all he wants is anal sex, night after night." "I used to have such a lovley little arsehole the size of a five pence piece, now it's the size of a fifty pence piece I just can't take it any more"

Mum: "My dear you have a Porsche on the drive, a platinum credit card, a great big five bedroom house and four foreign holidays a year!" ......... "And you want to give up all that for the sake of 45P "

great. crap joke, and you managed to squeeze a bit of antisemitism in, too. well done.