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A young Jewish girl calls her mother;
JG: "Mum I have to get a divorce"
Mum: "Whateva for my dear" ?
JG: "all he wants is anal sex, night after night." "I used to have such a lovley little arsehole the size of a five pence piece, now it's the size of a fifty pence piece I just can't take it any more"
Mum: "My dear you have a Porsche on the drive, a platinum credit card, a great big five bedroom house and four foreign holidays a year!" ......... "And you want to give up all that for the sake of 45P "