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@dooks
i used to throw folding chairs at buses.
today it was my mum and dads and mine and my girlfriend's joint birthday lunch thing out at my folks house in the suburbs. i ate so much that when my dad roped me into helping him build a shed on his allotment afterwards i sicked in my mouth from the relatively minor effort of holding a door.
my stomach is still as taught as a drum.
i'm now forcing heineken in as a lubricant.