Parcel Force are c**ts

Note. I don't mean shame you are getting your frame back

Your parents' neighbour doesn't come out of it too well either...

Your parents' neighbour doesn't come out of it too well either...

They are a retired couple though, I don't think they were planning in hawking it round the local for £20 and a pack of malboro lights!

Smokerist...

Malboro lights aren't real smoking.

No you're right, they're not.
I thought he was talking about Marlboro Lights...

Panic over!
Just got the call from parcel force, they made the delivery correctly to address given to them by Mercian. However this was to my parents address which was where i was when i placed the order. I had changed this address to my new one via email and confirmed by phone when I moved into my new place 4 weeks ago.
My parents weren't in when the delivery was made so the neighbours took it.
I've spoken to Mercian and they are arranging a collection and redelivery. I'm pretty pissed off with them though, I have an email from them saying my delivery address had been changed and I double checked this when I paid over the phone.
So all this stress because a stupid error in their office. I should get it by the middle of next week which is a relief.
I'm also annoyed because I feel like an idiot for not thinking this could have happened!

Still, I stand by my assertion that parcel farce are cunts because the dick didn't leave a note saying a parcel was next door, so my parents didn't call me to let me know it was there. l

So it was your fault all along!? Silly cunt! ;-)

Have you not heard of malboro lights? They are the cheap knock offs. The sort of fags people don't mind throwing in on top of cash when buying a bike frame in a pub to sweeten the deal

D'oh! Ah well, you live and learn, glad it worked out peachy in the end. Have had many a problem with return business to certain companies when I used to get stuff delivered to my folks address (more secure) instead of whatever hovel I was living in in Belfast at the time. Learned to prewarn them that stuff might get sent there by accident.

So it was your fault all along!? Silly cunt! ;-)

Yeah I know

No you're right, they're not.
I thought he was talking about Marlboro Lights...

Your extra pikky today, ainit you? :)

no you're right, they're not.
I thought he was talking about Marlboro Lights...

ffs. Stop!

Deary me.

I got a bit twitchy when a frameset was being shipped to me (verrry slowwwwly) recently.

Then I rolled a fat one.

I suggest the OPer does likewise.

Amen, Brother Wilderness.

fuck, if I ever get a frame from mercian, I'm picking the fucker up myself.

yikes

You realise that it's not over yet?

Parcel Force are crap and you're still trusting them to deliver your frame?

Yeah fuck that. Go and see your folks and at the same time get a lovely frame.

Yeah I know buts it going to cost me shit loads to get a train there and back plus taxis from the stations..........I know I'm not out of the woods yet but i'm not putting myself £50 out of pocket cos they made a mistake.
God I hope I don't live to regret that decision!

It's well known that anyone who delivers anything for a living is a cunt and, in many cases, infact in the majority of cases, a Muslim terrorist-paedophile. And you know why: they're fucking common as muck. State educated. Never even seen a grouse let alone shot one. The speakers they own are cheap. And the shit they get payed to fuck up is more than they deserve cos all they do is spend it on non-Belgian lager and fags (or Milborough Lite's as they call them).

Will

My thoughts entirely.

[for those ungifted in the art of irony....]

It's well known that anyone who delivers anything for a living is a cunt and, in many cases, infact in the majority of cases, a Muslim terrorist-paedophile. And you know why: they're fucking common as muck. State educated. Never even seen a grouse let alone shot one. The speakers they own are cheap. And the shit they get payed to fuck up is more than they deserve cos all they do is spend it on non-Belgian lager and fags (or Milborough Lite's as they call them).

Been on the Friday after works drinks early?

Came home at 2, went back to bed. Can't afford to drink. I'm currently sniffing the cat's arse hoping for some kind of buzz.

i am a bit worried about wiganwill.

will are you Marxist-Leninist or Stalinist?
or one of those Maoists ?

just curios like.

curios?

Don't get any poo particles near your eyes, apparently it gives you pink eye.