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@Greasy_Slag
I'd hire a midget. paint them bright Yellow, and in Big Black Letters write
"Will Y" on the left arse cheek and "U Marry Me" the right arse cheek.
make him wear a spiky green hat to loosely resemble a pineapple, then get him to walk into her lecture, drop his pants and let the rest fill the space.
You have to have a story that tops everyone else! And a great way to kill off conversation at those couples dinner parties
My plan is to take the lady of my dreams into the monkey enclosure at London Zoo. By the time this happens I might have a suitable one liner to go with the occasion…
hinking about it my local bar lady works at London Zoo, so I could go one further and get in the cage.. Still all rough plans at this early stage