Tour de France 2008

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/cycling/7668224.stm
**Kohl fails doping test **

Not surprised I saw straighter looking people comeing out of Fabric a 8am on Sunday morning while waiting for the Hillclimb ride to depart.

Shame really, he was great to watch.

They're getting easier to spot though aren't they; him, Schumacher, Ricco, Sella - if you are so much better than expected nowadays you really attract attention from the dope testers.

Cheating fuckers.. I knew Cadel would win it. Sastre just hasn't been tested yet :)

and they are re-testing the olympic samples...

the only way cadel could win anything is by default

Aussie-hater Fail. :P
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadel_Evans#Palmar.C3.A8s

I'll put money on Sastre not doping if you want?

I'll put money on him not getting caught.. :)

so you think hes doping then?

Based on what?

he gave him a funny look in the toilets.

Sorry to drag this up again, but (for me) this is the funniest piece of TV I have seen this year.

YouTube - Tour de France, Stage 15 - "I Cut Your Head Off!"

"Salut. Ho-ho-ho"

Sorry to drag this up again, but (for me) this is the funniest piece of TV I have seen this year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fe79ZuDKfk

"Salut. Ho-ho-ho"

Ha ha! always makes me laugh. What a dick.:)

In other news Kohl's been on the juice :(

To be fair he looked like he was on planet janet most of the time!

I say everyone on the juice next time round:)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/cycling/3194829/Bernhard-Kohl-exposed-over-positive-test-for-Cera-EPO-at-Tour-de-France-Cycling.html

so you think hes doping then?
Based on what?

I'm his dealer.

Aussie-hater Fail. :P
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadel_Evans#Palmar.C3.A8s

oh yeah, you're right - '1981 - Wollamaloo Creek Egg and Spoon Race - 1st Place'

Now you live in an even more remote location. Maybe you can get the local publican to race you in your very own egg and spoon race. 50/50 chance of being village champion!
Oh, but the race will be on a Saturday and that's the day you sleep in. The world is so unfair.

oh yeah, you're right - '1981 - Wollamaloo Creek Egg and Spoon Race - 1st Place'

But remember there was a scuffle on the line, where Bucky "the egg" Fellowes was allegedly "tripped" by some of the spectators (Evans' mother and two cousins).
Pictures of the race clearly show Fellowes in the lead by several yards before the incident took place. The judges deemed it unnecessary to re-start the race as, to quote Big Bill Tully, the race referee, "it was only a bit of fun, mate"

I'm his dealer.

Fucking brilliant. Arf!

I thought it was quite clever. I'm glad someone appreciates my hard work. :)

Don't suppose you've seen a gas chromatograph around here anywhere?

Famously, science is as alien to me as the ramblings of BLANK...

Sorry to drag this up again, but (for me) this is the funniest piece of TV I have seen this year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fe79ZuDKfk

"Salut. Ho-ho-ho"
The 'or I cut your head off' sounds like a literal translation of French or Italian phrase that doesn't work unless in the original. Which doesn't explain why Cadel used it, but he has a weird Euro/Australian accent anyway.

but he has a weird Euro/Australian accent anyway.

He comes from a town on the border though...

Sorry to drag this up again, but (for me) this is the funniest piece of TV I have seen this year.

"Salut. Ho-ho-ho"

i somehow managed to miss "salut. ho-ho-ho" the first time around. he's nutz.

Here a short documentary of how Lance got crushed in MTB race and thereafter decided to give the TdF another go.