Advice For New Members

fuck will, you have been here three months and managed to get on the first page of the rep points list. 3 blobs in 3 months, with only 380 posts. hippy is only one above you and he posted 15000 times. something fishy going on here...

All I can do is quote the Guardian- "It (is) hard not to like Will who's been a courier since 1992"
Anyway, as I always tell the ladies, it's quality not quantity that counts. What they say to me in reply would make Caligula blush. (3 rep points to the first person to name the song which I have just ripped off).

Had a POD (signature, Proof Of Delivery) today from someone called Katie Hearsex. Just thought I'd share...