I have been credit crunched!

That is one of the scariest statements I have ever read. Please tell me you are not an in-house trader.

I think I may switch to First Direct, I would rather talk to a computer if the staff in the branches are this retarded.

Utter detritus.

Switch to Lloyds. First Direct is an HSBC Group company. I don't work for Lloyds, and I bank with HSBC - today, anyway!

Reggae Studies at the University of Runcorn?
EDIT: Regay Study's

54-46 was my number Platini

Go for it. I’ll try not to let the fact that I’m apparently retarded affect the completion of my masters degree.

Please give up the masters and concentrate on the day job.
You'll receive all are appreciation. As long as you our ok with that, all's good.

Mousters degree.

mousters degree.

lol

Please give up the masters and concentrate on the day job.
You'll receive all are appreciation. As long as you our ok with that, all's good.

I see what you did there... repped.

"University of Runcorn?" ha! I'm watching Two Pints right now.. awesome show..

"University of Runcorn?" ha! I'm drinking Two Pints right now.. awesome shandy..

Fixed!

Tonight I bought:
Meantime Pale Ale
Hardy's Ale 11.7%!!!!!
Some oddly named organic beer bottle wrapped in paper (not those Kriek bottles)

Tonight I bought:
Meantime Pale Ale
Hardy's Ale 11.7%!!!!!
Some oddly named organic beer bottle wrapped in paper (not those Kriek bottles)

Have you quaffed it all yet?

No.. they came from Waitrose so they were warm. I have a stash of Belgian brews for my current quaffing needs.

Begian beers, aahhh nice..

Vedett for starting off
Chimay Blue for warming up
Leffe Blond for the long haul
Duvel for fuck this shit I'm outta here

I don't get that supermarket refusal to chill beer. It's driven me to (red) wine.

54-46 was my number Platini

Cheers, I'll send hippy round for the bank card and we'll have a spendy weekend on you..

54-46 is my sort code Platini

sort(code)ed

I don't get that supermarket refusal to chill beer. It's driven me to (red) wine.

They do have chilled beers.. but they tend to be common(ish) lagers.

Begian beers, aahhh nice..
Vedett for starting off
Chimay Blue for warming up
Leffe Blond for the long haul
Duvel for fuck this shit I'm outta here

Nah.. they're Belgian beers for commoners :P

The Chimay and Duvel can stay but there's loads more out there that I reckon are nicer.

Tripel K, Rochefort 8/10, Caralous Classic, Verboden Vrucht, Achel, Westmalle's.

Get yourself to the Dovetail or the Dove or even Lowlander.. mmm..

Should have gone to Specsavers!
It's bollocks and probably illegal.
Call Watchdog. I'm sure they will feature it and the idea of "punishing your bank" is enough to get anyone to tighten their chain!
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Are share price went up 2% the other day when everyone else was loosing a lot of money (are shares have still been up and down).

It's 'monies'.

I was using the term "are" to describe the HSBC as a whole. I dumped my shares over the summer when it looked like this was going to happen.

I am actually quite shocked to see someone have a mistake like 'our'/'are' pointed out and still not grasp what they are being told.

Apologies if you are very badly dyslexic/dyslectic and English is not your first language.

When you knew 'this' was going happen, did you warn your customers / share holders ?

It's 'monies'.

Strictly it is "moneys". Words ending in a "y" become "ies" ONLY when the "y" in preceded by a consonant. Boys, toys, monkeys and moneys all take a straight "s".

That said, common parlance allows for the vulgar "monies" on occasion. Best to ensure that the occasions are few and far between.

common palance allows

Is that Jack's vulgar brother?

Strictly it is "moneys". Words ending in a "y" become "ies" ONLY when the "y" in preceded by a consonan. Boys, toys, monkeys and moneys all take a straight "s".

That said, common palance allows for the vulgar "monies" on occasion. Best to ensure that the occasions are few and far between.

I wesn't being intirely serioush.

Consonant.

Shame on you, shame I say, shame.

Stone him.

or is it

Stonies him
Stones him
Stoney him

I'm all confused