I have been credit crunched!

The other day when every other "UK" bank recorded a loss the price of are HSBC shares went up 2% meaning that we were making a slight profit and passing some of it onto the share holders of the HSBC.

That is one of the scariest statements I have ever read. Please tell me you are not an in-house trader.

I think I may switch to First Direct, I would rather talk to a computer if the staff in the branches are this retarded.

Utter detritus.