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  • Credit crunch jokes: (full list here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7663475.stm)

    My personal favorites:

    How do you define optimism? A banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday.

    Why did the Banker cross the road? - Because he stapled himself to the chicken.

    For Geography students Only: What's the capital of Iceland? Answer: About Three Pounds Fifty...

    Quote of the day (from a trader): "This is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."

    Masked man holding a bank cashier up with a gun. Says: 'I don't want any money - I just want you to start lending to each other...

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