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OK, OK, let's cut to the chase. We both think the other's a tit for different reasons, I can deal with that, water off a ducks back but seriously, can you answer just one simple question?
Why do you ponce about in a kilt and try and lead your life as a Scot?

And referring to your 8 inches of boot in my arse threat - I'm quaking in my boots...

I wear the kilt rarely. I drink Single Malt waaay more often than I wear the kilt.
I wear it because I enjoy it. I dont try and lead my life as a Scot. I know a mexican that wears a kilt, does that mean he leads his life as a Scot. He likes it cause its comfortable and who gives a fuck?

I admire and love my family tree. Its too bad douchebags like yourself cannot understand why anyone else would want to have pride in their heritage.

As for the boot, you should be quaking. I wear a 47.

DW