Bike porn

I'm growing tired of your bullshit. I ride bikes. I make bikes. I talk about bikes.
All I hear out of you is noise, noise, noise, Blah, negative, blah blah.

Would you rather we talk about the 8 inches of my boot that will need to be surgically removed from your ass?

I guess my Madonna legwarmers comment really struck a nerve with you today, eh?

Try being less of a douchebag, people might actually like you.

DW

OK, OK, let's cut to the chase. We both think the other's a tit for different reasons, I can deal with that, water off a ducks back but seriously, can you answer just one simple question?
Why do you ponce about in a kilt and try and lead your life as a Scot?

And referring to your 8 inches of boot in my arse threat - I'm quaking in my boots...