Angry (soon to be ex) Girlfriend Needs New Boyfriend. Any takers?

Dogs, :( She ain't fat, she ain't black. Nope. That ain't any woman I would go near......not even to help her cross the street! That's almost necrophilia!

And BMMF, you would be shocked at the true number of girlfriends I've had. Because they're ladies on this forum, I'll just say, its more than 3. That makes it sound decent. But you're mistaken if you think fat guys don't get any....... :))

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"they're ladies on this forum" - are you saying you've dated stelle, Em, and dogsballs?

Go on, shock me, you dirty fucking slag (but I never suggested fat guys don't score).