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@dogsballs
this is for sano!!
Seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the
seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the
Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. 'Grumpy, my son,'
says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?' Grumpy
asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any
dwarf nuns in the Vatican?' The Pope wrinkles his brow
at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers,
'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in the
Vatican.' In the background, a few of the dwarfs start
giggling. Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.
Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf
nuns in all of Rome?' The Pope, puzzled now, again
thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy,
there are no dwarf nuns in all of Rome. 'This time, all
of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Grumpy
turns around and silences them with an angry glare. Grumpy
turns back and says, 'Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf
nuns anywhere in the world?' The Pope, really confused
by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there
are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.' The other
dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding
the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin
chanting. 'Grumpy screwed a penguin!' 'Grumpy
screwed a penguin!'