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Without being american it hard to see how proud they tend to be of their heritage - my Uncle is head of the Macdonald Clan, and he spends most of his life being flown out to America or Australia to give talks about Scotish ancestory and drink copius amounts of free wisky! Thats the life

But that's the point, when confronted about his Scottish ancestory it seems that he was born in America(never even been to Scotland), his parents were born in America(never even been to Scotland), his grandparents were born in America yet his great grandfather was born in a small Scottish village that he doesn't even know the name of!
Yet he still parades around in a stupid fuckin kilt and drinks whiskey and adorns his bikes with 'his' family tartan!? Fucked up!
Anyway, don't wanna go on like an old fanny but he gets right on my tits