Will a black rider ever win Le Tour? If so will they be Kenyan?

I rode to work on a wave of enthusiasm, with the power of Mark Caviar Dish, but now I've arrived and it's all gone belly up.

ooooohhh, Mark Caviar Dish

don't know how I'm going to beat that one, might need a few minutes to mullet over…

there's lots of minnows in the Tours, and some riders are as slippery as an eel with the embrocation on them

We've done minnows and eels already.

Well, that was astern telling off..

I vagely remember a Kenyan (probably wrong though) running for Denmark!

That would be Wilson Kipketer, world 800m record holder (1:41.11).

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=w0o6LQ4g7cc

On topic, yes a black rider could win the tour. to say otherwise would be pretty naive. i don't think a fish will win the tour though.

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On topic, yes a black rider could win the tour. to say otherwise would be pretty naive. i don't think a fish will win the tour though.

What about one of the classics; Paris-Roubaix perhaps or would fish be better suited to the hilly Ardennes races?

and I thought he was carping on.....

There are some pretty devasting black men in the Track World of cycling, so why ever not on the road.

No doubt some big shark marketing man will hook one black rider and make him into a killer whale- perhaps he'll ride an Orbea Orca to complete the image?

What about one of the classics; Paris-Roubaix perhaps or would fish be better suited to the hilly Ardennes races?

no, i think a fish would tank in those races.

This was posted in July - http://www.nowpublic.com/sports/black-african-professional-cycling-duo-plan-make-road-racing-history

I don't think they'll finish though.

road racing...

bit elitist innit. very eurocentric..

BMX and track has plenty non-white riders and there's always a good vibe around those events.

bloody gay lycra roadie honkeys

lycrist.

lycrist.

Is that one of [ame="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyricist"]these[/ame]?

On topic, yes a black rider could win the tour. to say otherwise would be pretty naive. i don't think a fish will win the tour though.

One already has. Stephen Roach.

Is that one of these?

more of this:

actually, back on topic. I don't think these Black Riders do stand a chance in the tour..

a horse is no match for a Cervelo in the mountain stages, and those cloaks will just be too hot when they get down south..

Track is still 'mostly' middle class whities and BMX is full of chav wankers.

If you wanna sit around all day smoking and playing xbox so you can only manage 30 second bursts of cycling that's your choice.

:P

^from the man who's famous for 25.something second bursts.

^ from the man who's famous for losing going up a hill to the forum fatty..

^ For cods hake stop pikeing on each other you two!

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Communist.

Arborist.

Track is still 'mostly' middle class whities and BMX is full of chav wankers.

If you wanna sit around all day smoking and playing xbox so you can only manage 30 second bursts of cycling that's your choice.

:P

and your experience of track and bmx in this country?

zerofuck

it ain't that way. x-box and cigarettes is so '05

anyway chugger, what's the point of those big thighs if you're just going to plod along on your gears, like some carbon cyclo-tourist, with flippers instead of sandals?