Big Brother final tonight on Channel 4

I have a very good idea for the next big brother series.

Get your usual bunch of half-wits, only this time. Do not film it or anything, obviously let them think they are being filmed. Then, when they come out after 7 years, or however long it is. Tell them 'Oh yeah, you weren't on TV, no one knows who you are and there is no prize'
Then watch their faces drop. That ought to get a few viewers

Like it!

That's the problem, all these tonsils that come out think that they are destined for fame and fortune and believe all the hype that goes with it. Be ace for them to just come out to a big, empty Tesco car park or something.....

The was one bird on it years ago, she lives in Brixton - she only lasted a week or two and left cos she couldn't hack it.
Saw her at the bar in the Hobgoblin once after she left, some matey went up to her and asked her how it was.
"Oh yeah, it was AMAAAAAZZING, really enjoyed it...." blah, blah....

Fuck off ya twat you left cos you couldn't handle it!!