Big Brother final tonight on Channel 4

That's right people, it's the final tonight!

Having missed 2 weeks I am seriously out of the loop but I'm chuffed to bits that Mohammed and Kat both got the boot.

Rex
Rachel
Sara
Darnell
Mikey

Where are you watching it (might light the BBQ up at mine if anyones game) and who do you want to win and why??

may you burn in hell with the rest of those fame-hungry cunts.

Cool. I know where to test my home made bomb tonight. Thanks for the tip

Mate, I've met you on several occasions and you seem like a sound fella. You've just gone down in my estimations of what I expect from a 'decent bloke'

You're dead to me!

I want Giant Lesley or Tommy Donuts to win. They crack me up!

i would rather have my cannondale crushed

Can't really believe channel four are still bothering with this vacuous bile.

Can't really believe people
a) still want to be on it knowing that their lives are effectively over when they come out
b) watch it

Oh, and Davina McCall's a cunt

I booked myself out of it this year and my life has been much better for it.
Chug-it you really need to stop watching to much shit TV dude!

Although Britains toughest Pubs don't count...

ive managed to avoid it completely this year. good times.

Best TV programmes on TV at the moment are:

Deadliest Catch
Kitchen Nightmares USA
Ross Kemps Gangs

FACT!

Mate, I've met you on several occasions and you seem like a sound fella. You've just gone down in my estimations of what I expect from a 'decent bloke'

You're dead to me!

Buddy everyones got a dark side, mine just happens to be watching bellends on TV. It's cool, I'll buy you a drink next time I see you, we'll chat, i'll climb back up that grand ladder of Decent Bloke expectation.

Best TV programmes on TV at the moment are:

Deadliest Catch
Kitchen Nightmares USA
Ross Kemps Gangs!

WORD! Deadliest catch for the f-king win, my housemate has become addicted to the new show documenting the judge from Americas Next Top mode and he business venture of starting a model agency.

It's wank.

WORD! Deadliest catch for the f-king win, my housemate has become addicted to the new show documenting the judge from Americas Next Top mode and he business venture of starting a model agency.

It's wank.

YES! It's on in 5mins on The Discovery Channel!

WORD! Deadliest catch for the f-king win, my housemate has become addicted to the new show documenting the judge from Americas Next Top mode and he business venture of starting a model agency.

It's wank.

America's Next top model! now you're talking!

Tyra Time!

Best TV programmes on TV at the moment are:

Deadliest Catch
Kitchen Nightmares USA
Ross Kemps Gangs

FACT!

LIES!

Apart from Deadliest catch...
Just hate the way unreality TV has come to dominate the schedules to the detriment of progs that 'make you think' such as Bergerac and Minder.

Bergerac and Minder??!?

I give up....

Big Brother is a TV masterstroke. I hate it but Chanel 4 are laughing. During the summer they find 10 twats. Stick them in a house then show hours and hours of it a day on TV. That way they dont have to bother with proper programes saving themselves shit loads of money and time.

people, please... don't tell me you hook with this shit

I thought this was going to be some ironic hipster pisstake. Oh dear...

That said, I did go to one of the evictions in Borehamwood last year and ended up in the studio with Davina.

She's an ex-junkie you know?

-1 trillion reps for posting a serious thread about crap tv.
TV=Soma
Reality TV = overdose of banality, hopelessness, and a dumbing down of humanity condoned or constructed by the government

Find your own reality yo.

I have a very good idea for the next big brother series.

Get your usual bunch of half-wits, only this time. Do not film it or anything, obviously let them think they are being filmed. Then, when they come out after 7 years, or however long it is. Tell them 'Oh yeah, you weren't on TV, no one knows who you are and there is no prize'
Then watch their faces drop. That ought to get a few viewers

I hope Conan's mate wins... Nature programmes are good... And Horizon, really miss that... And Sexcetera, especially the balloon episode...

People, regardless of the hate I am mad keen for this evening.

My order of winnings:

Sarah
Mikey
Rex
Darnell
Rachel

Who's up for a sweepstake??

I have a very good idea for the next big brother series.

Get your usual bunch of half-wits, only this time. Do not film it or anything, obviously let them think they are being filmed. Then, when they come out after 7 years, or however long it is. Tell them 'Oh yeah, you weren't on TV, no one knows who you are and there is no prize'
Then watch their faces drop. That ought to get a few viewers

Ha! Excellent plan. My mate was one of the producers on the last few series so I got to go round the camera run and peek through the mirrors at them. Quite weird & a bit pervy-feeling.