Yo Bruv Dats Ma Bike!

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  • middle class bed wetters should NOT cycle through 'front line' manors on 1k fixies.

    predators smell fear.

  • I have never had "yo bruv that is my bike", however I did have one kid take a run with the aim to take me off (when I was in Southampton) and then the bike.

  • middle class bed wetters should NOT cycle through 'front line' manors on 1k fixies.

    predators smell fear.

    I aint no middle class prick you cunt. I paid for my bike not not my parents!

  • If he was middle class he wouldn't recognise the Yoot speak these manor folk use.

    It's a little blown out of prop fellas. This isn't fucking basra. the little kids trying it on are idle and stupid. Violence is largely between groups of the scrotes. It's a shame fixed wheel bikes have risen on the knickable list but if you value your bike you will look after it regardless of what its worth to anyone else..

    Give it a few weeks and the little bike knicking turds will be all round the council flat for a burn. away from the nasty weather and the back to mugging the nodders who return to the public transport and the roads will be mine.... all mine...

  • middle class bed wetters should NOT cycle through 'front line' manors on 1k fixies.

    predators smell fear.

    ha ha

  • middle class bed wetters should NOT cycle through 'front line' manors on 1k fixies.

    predators smell fear.
    mouse doesn't do estates!

  • [quote=Greasy Slag;282811]If he was middle class he wouldn't recognise the Yoot speak these manor folk use.

    also, middle class people did not grow up in skanky tamworth

  • Grim, nearly moved there years back. West(Mids)side.

  • don't ever move there, EVER!!!!

  • come on slaytanic, without your trust fund you would not be riding around on white aero spokes.

    dont front.

  • he had to sell his trainer collection for that!

  • come on slaytanic, without your trust fund you would not be riding around on white aero spokes.

    dont front.

    Just because you have a nice bike dosent meen your parents got it for you. If that was the case getting it stolen would be less of a issue. I expect he worked his arse off to get the bike just as he wanted it. Its not just a mode of transport getting stolen it is something you have put time, money and effort into.

  • I expect he worked his arse off to get the bike just as he wanted it

    but he now uses a completely different saddle...

  • but he now uses a completely different saddle...

    A Brooks? A Charge Spoon?

  • come on slaytanic, without your trust fund you would not be riding around on white aero spokes.

    dont front.

    Listen here you fucking cunt, the front aerospoke meant I was fucked for a month. I had to sell alot of my prize jordans etc that I worked extremely hard for to fund this bike. Should I be riding some battered black conversion covered in black insulation tape instead? Just because I ride flash don't mean I have cash.

  • ha, i was joking about the trainers?!?

  • A Brooks? A Charge Spoon?

    the front aerospoke meant I was fucked for a month

    do the math.

  • here, you dropped this "s".

  • i never knew trollin for lulz could be so fulfilling.

    and i'm beginning to like this slaytanic cat, his repeated use of the word 'cunt' raises a wry smile every time.

  • Class war!

  • so what's your ride then e-props? I'd love to know.

  • trollin for lulz

    Translation?

  • oh man... a ride-off! hey everyone! its a ride-off!!!Eleven!!11

  • Some kid just yelled at me 'dats may baik rude bwoy' he was laughing as he said it...... Lfgss forum member? This was on the aylesbury estate so I stopped for a chat. He said he had a "bike like that" but couldn't understand only having one gear. My answer before riding off "credit crunch".

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