Yo Bruv Dats Ma Bike!

'fixie' 'credit crunch'; how about 'gay' as a derogatory term? Unless you're about 14 and just want to fit in, ofcourse.

Being 14 is so gay.

stressing about terminology is so gay.

having two green squares is so bi

keep riding.....fast.

You're right DFP; all those Pakis, niggers, spazzers, and Pikies just need to chill out

And those gays - they're so gay.

dr. your wanted on the phone.

The pub opposite my flat is so gay.

It's a gay pub.

Yo bruv, that's my pair of massively oversized trousers you seem to be wearing.

crispin your avatar looks like balls and balls are on men and men are gay.

'fixie' 'credit crunch'; how about 'gay' as a derogatory term? Unless you're about 14 and just want to fit in, ofcourse.

Everything needs an "ironic" tshirt of course:

oh mate..greasy slag is a serious stinking name!!!!1

Totally apt, madam.

YEAH BRUV!? My hexy chain then connects with the jaw side of the rudest one. thats how stratfords always been for me:( 'hood up cap down'

apollo crew innit...

spar crew (tamworth)

Yep, put me down on the list.

I have had a few turds come up to me over the years and announce "mate, that's my fucking bike, you nicked that from me".

Seems like an odd way to start an attempted theft ?

Maybe in the world these bastards inhabit the overwhelming majority of bikes they and their peers ride are stolen bikes, so they must occasionally get the response "sorry mate, I didn't realise it was yours, I got it off some bloke for £20, here take it back".

Sommers town, named after a right rich family what owned all the land. They don't exist no more cuz they is all gay "bruv"

i havent had any trouble yet.

may i perchance the time of day that this thuggery dost occur?

just after 8pm, top of park hill road, scumsville camden

Go and see the film 'Somers Town'. Best film I've seen all year. Also that kid has more acting ability than the whole cast of Hollyoaks.

London life. If its not your phone or ipod, its your wheels.

Also that kid has more acting ability than the whole cast of Hollyoaks.

To be fair, all that means is that he is able to string a sentence together.

thanks to this thread last night I had a dream about some kids surrounding me saying "hey bruv, dat's ma bike". I can't remember much development - I think they all just stood around looking at each other uneasily, knowing they were a simulation of Slaytanic's reality.

^^oh man I do love that scene. Nielsen is hilarious. so funny..

dennis pennis is put down is funner...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TXQ1K91yh0