Four eyed velocipedalists?

I have worn glasses all my life and have developed pretty piss poor eyesight (I have to be about 3 inches from a keyboard to read the keys). On small rides I resign myself to the fact that my glasses will slip down my nose peridocally. For longer rides I use Wedgees (www.wedgees.com). They are hidden by my afro and can easily be stored in my bag. I wear the wayfarers (the preferred choice of any good hipster!) which are pretty heavy and these do the job perfectly.

I got some wayfarers too! This means I cant wear a helmet though, as cheesy modern helmet and wayfarer combo would not be cool right? - what a dilemna!

I also cant decide what colour to have the lenses, as Id like to wear em as normal specs indoors.