The reason why I have been most upset for the past 4 days

I also like the fact that the bike is a piece of shit.

The photo looks like a fashion shoot where they thought they'd use a bike found in a dumpster to make it more 'urban'.

Great choice of photo for a fucking bike shop. He appears to be trying to sell bikes to people who think bikes/cyclists are cunts.

I hope he doesn't roll up his trousers while cycling, and that they get caught on his chain and drag his entire body through the drivetrain. Assuming he fucking well rides a bike at all.

Fucking ironic hipster twat shit fuck bollocks cunt velorution velorution cunt.

Did you mean http://www.velorution.biz/ cunt or velorution cunt or perhaps velorution cunt?

Well, it is the site "fixie-riders love to hate". :)