The reason why I have been most upset for the past 4 days

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  • Kick a man while he's down; Velorution think you're a bad, bad man and seemingly have persecution issues about us all too.
    http://www.velorution.biz/?p=1466

    http://www.whatacunt.co.uk

  • dressed as a chicken for 2 hours???

    yeh, flyering for the adult swim robot chicken star wars spoof. i got paid well. but having to lock up a broken bike and then getting a bus is not the best way to prepare for being a chicken.

  • that looks fillet brazed, but get Brucy on the case, u ain't got nothing to lose really.

  • Must have been inundated, removed comments field.
    http://www.velorution.biz/?p=1466

  • Did any comments make the Velorution blog at any point?

  • No, of course they didn't.
    I think he doesn't want opposing voices exposing his stupidity.

  • lol velorution should just get a life. What a cunt. again.

  • what, no flaming about him calling this a 'fixies forum'? tit

    not that it's his most heinous crime

  • he's the type of guy who can't argue, but thinks he can. a card-toting member of UKIP, a BNP sympathiser, quite possible a mysogynist, serious issues about the fact that he sells vastly overpriced, frankly SHIT bikes, doesn't know when to apologise, offensive, doesn't have an intellect but does, however, possesses a tiny piece of brain tissue, kind of like an appendix, that functions only to repeat over and over again "You are CLever and I love You Say SoME moRe MEasurrd thINgs", that is all, flooding his synapses and minuscule powers of reasoning with the specious belief that what he says is right and that it matters.

    this guy's idea of normal people' is made up, largely, by closet racists, superficial aesthetes, and rich fuckers with more money that sense running round in birkenstocks and buying a pashley, or a knock off pashley that weighs eleven tons and costs a million pounds.

    this guy is, in short, a nasty, snivelling, odious, bile-ridden man. oh and if you're reading this, which you patently are - have fun watching your business go down the pan, racist.

    PJ I wish i could +1 your rep, but I'll just have to express my love, and sadness that you have moved from london.

    Harold, this is a shit shit situation and I feel for you deeply. I've just gone through a similar thing. I'm sorry, but at least you have another ride.

  • he's the type of guy who can't argue, but thinks he can. a card-toting member of UKIP, a BNP sympathiser, quite possible a mysogynist, serious issues about the fact that he sells vastly overpriced, frankly SHIT bikes, doesn't know when to apologise, offensive, doesn't have an intellect but does, however, possesses a tiny piece of brain tissue, kind of like an appendix, that functions only to repeat over and over again "You are CLever and I love You Say SoME moRe MEasurrd thINgs", that is all, flooding his synapses and minuscule powers of reasoning with the specious belief that what he says is right and that it matters.

    this guy's idea of normal people' is made up, largely, by closet racists, superficial aesthetes, and rich fuckers with more money that sense running round in birkenstocks and buying a pashley, or a knock off pashley that weighs eleven tons and costs a million pounds.

    this guy is, in short, a nasty, snivelling, odious, bile-ridden man. oh and if you're reading this, which you patently are - have fun watching your business go down the pan, racist.

    that is pure poetry pj and u definitely have a knack for excellent writing skills.
    I'm envious, because reading that was like an excerpt from Ernest Hemingway.
    Just awesome.

    You should hook up with Pajamas because he also can write beautifully

    As for the content, damn man, you hit it on the nail.

  • Dear Velorution,

    After reading your website, I have a few words of encouragement to offer. Your site and it's commentary has recently been incredibly successful at alienating the majority of its potential clientèle, with libellous, ill-conceived and poorly worded tripe that paints you (the owner) as a misogynist and casual (read lazy) racist.

    Please continue to offend, and post slanderous defamatory garbage (not that you need any encouragement), because it is and will continue to be far more successful than any boycott that we, the cycling community, could instigate against you.

    Thank you for doing our job for us,

    -asm

  • Velorution - What a cunt

    velorution cunt cunt cunt

  • google attack hippy?

  • I don't know what you mean stevo_com..

  • Mr._com to you

  • He told me to call him stevounderscorecom during our lovemaking last night.. are you jealous?

  • so it was just to make nimhbus jealous?! fine.....

  • He's stevounderscorecum when he's with me.

  • christ, my infidelity is out!

  • filth

  • Has anyone else noticed that the bike being held by the butt ferret on the velorution site has no grips and the spokes for the mudguard on the side closest to the camera are dangling uselessly from the fork. Also the rear of the bike is handily hidden, i wouldn't be surprised at all if there was a coaster brake hiding there.

  • i was trying to figure out how the fuck he got those shoes one. maybe he only has one long toe? maybe he digs them in to stop?

    Don't forget Ladies and Gents
    it's Verlorution
    "London's Urban Cycle Store"

    Sounds so good in light of his recent gorilla marketing campaign I'll put it again:
    "London's Urban Cycle Store"

  • He's stevounderscorecum when he's with me.

    You naughty naughty boy!

  • i was trying to figure out how the fuck he got those shoes one. maybe he only has one long toe? maybe he digs them in to stop?

    Don't forget Ladies and Gents
    it's Verlorution
    "London's Urban Cycle Store"

    Sounds so good in light of his recent gorilla marketing campaign I'll put it again:
    "London's Urban Cycle Store"

    You spelled VELORUTION wrong. Greasy muppet! :P

  • I also like the fact that the bike is a piece of shit.

    The photo looks like a fashion shoot where they thought they'd use a bike found in a dumpster to make it more 'urban'.

    Great choice of photo for a fucking bike shop. He appears to be trying to sell bikes to people who think bikes/cyclists are cunts.

    I hope he doesn't roll up his trousers while cycling, and that they get caught on his chain and drag his entire body through the drivetrain. Assuming he fucking well rides a bike at all.

    Fucking ironic hipster twat shit fuck bollocks cunt velorution velorution cunt.

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