I'm deaf, I'm short-sighted and not only that I have a condition called keratoconus on my left eye, used to wear contacts, but I like wearing glasses, especially big fuck-off "I'm wearing a glasses you cuntflap" one, and not those tiny frameless one that shout "oh I didn't realise I have glasses on".
Despite all this I'm still here ain't I? and I regularly commute 23 miles, sometime more a day.
I am too scared of wearing glasses. I always think I'll crash and break them and get glass in my eyes and go blind. Seriously.
paranoia, how often did people slip on a banana skin? that calamity suppose to happen everyday (especially in Beano) but only heard of stories about it (possibly fable), I never once in my life witnessed someone slipping on a banana skin.
grapes on the other hand are a bastard, drop a piles of them and you're rollerskating without the skates.
I'm deaf, I'm short-sighted and not only that I have a condition called keratoconus on my left eye, used to wear contacts, but I like wearing glasses, especially big fuck-off "I'm wearing a glasses you cuntflap" one, and not those tiny frameless one that shout "oh I didn't realise I have glasses on".
Despite all this I'm still here ain't I? and I regularly commute 23 miles, sometime more a day.
paranoia, how often did people slip on a banana skin? that calamity suppose to happen everyday (especially in Beano) but only heard of stories about it (possibly fable), I never once in my life witnessed someone slipping on a banana skin.
grapes on the other hand are a bastard, drop a piles of them and you're rollerskating without the skates.