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  • Check out the breath of people who've been on the Champagne - smells like shit. I'm not saying shit as in bad, I'm saying shit as in excrement. If I had to narrow it down, I'd say cat poo.

    Sparkling red tastes nicer and doesn't give you faecal airways.

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