Another thing is, if someone suggests "Try the search function", the best thing to do is also post a link to some useful search results!!
"Yeah I saw that post and sort of skimmed through it, but what I really want is some quality attention on me. I want to publicly receive all of your well thought out and oft-repeated opinions about tedious anal decision making over what colour to powdercoat my lockring, and I need to know exactly what you think will be the physiological outcome of choosing either a 16 or a 17 tooth sprocket based on your lifelong experiences. Then I'll just dismiss these insights, or selectively ignore them, and spout some insipid drivel about 'lovin' the fixie scene' and 50x14 being 'too spinny' and start a new thread asking where I can buy some spds or if anyone can just give me a set of NOS Cinelli drops."
"Yeah I saw that post and sort of skimmed through it, but what I really want is some quality attention on me. I want to publicly receive all of your well thought out and oft-repeated opinions about tedious anal decision making over what colour to powdercoat my lockring, and I need to know exactly what you think will be the physiological outcome of choosing either a 16 or a 17 tooth sprocket based on your lifelong experiences. Then I'll just dismiss these insights, or selectively ignore them, and spout some insipid drivel about 'lovin' the fixie scene' and 50x14 being 'too spinny' and start a new thread asking where I can buy some spds or if anyone can just give me a set of NOS Cinelli drops."