They've taken it too far this time

those bloody swiss and their pursuit of the ultimate tool...

but where do they go from here?

HAHA some kinda telescopic ski orr deployable moon boots with ripcord inflater hidden next to the toothpick!

the thing on the far right looks like a syringe.

actually...where is the toothpick? I can't believe they put all that other stuff on it and left of the toothpick, what is someone was gonna have an inpromtu crusty baguette or something?

toothpick is the small white square just above the ring on the left. it pulls out and is plastic.

is that a tea strainer to the back?

Good luck trying to scale a fish with that.

You could beat someone to death with that without even opening it.
How else to find the £600 to pay for it?

Where is arrospok?

where Is Arrospok?

+1

???

?????

That was on the 2007 model...

that looks like one of the special-courier-collectors-edition knives only it's missing the pump.

no chain splitter. whats the point if you can't split a chain with it. fucking swedish amateurs. i think your better buying one from a good upstanding company like leatherman then some foreign junk like that. i mean who do these people thin they are victorinox.

I'm willing to bet I could split a chain with that.

I just can't believe that they have come so close and yet never thought about doing a custom one. I mean surly all the parts snap together on the inside so why can't they offer the customer what they want as a group? I think that is the way forward.

damn it. i have just been informed that although i can't see it on there, there is infact a chain riveting tool.
function list
85 Implements
110 Functions

• 2.5" 60% Serrated locking blade
  
• Nail file, nail cleaner
  
• Corkscrew
  
• Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter
  
• Removable screwdriver bit adapter
  
• 2.5" Blade for Official World Scout Knife
  
• Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter
  
• Removable screwdriver bit holder
  
• Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
  
• Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
  
• Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
  
• Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
  
• Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
  
• Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
  
• Magnetized recessed bit holder
  
• Double-cut wood saw with ruler (inch & cm)
  
• Bike chain rivet setter, removable 5mm allen wrench, screwdriver for slotted and philips head screws
  
• Removable tool for adjusting bike spokes, 10mm hexagonal key for nuts
  
• Removable 4mm curved allen wrench with philips head screwdriver
  
• Removable 10mm hexagonal key
  
• Patented locking philips head screwdriver
  
• Universal wrench
  
• 2.4" Springless scissors with serrated, self-sharpening design
  
• 1.65" Clip point utility blade
  
• Philips head screwdriver
  
• 2.5" Clip point blade
  
• Golf club face cleaner
  
• 2.4" Round tip blade
  
• Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, can opener
  
• Golf shoe spike wrench
  
• Golf divot repair tool
  
• 4mm allen wrench
  
• 2.5" blade
  
• Fine metal file with precision screwdriver
  
• Double-cut wood saw
  
• Cupped cigar cutter with double-honed edges
  
• 12/20-Guage choke tube tool
  
• Watch caseback opening tool
  
• Snap shackle
  
• Mineral crystal magnifier with precision screwdriver
  
• Compass, straight edge, ruler (in./cm)
  
• Telescopic pointer
  
• Fish scaler, hook disgorger, line guide
  
• Shortix laboratory key
  
• Micro tool holder
  
• Micro tool adapter
  
• Micro scraper - straight
  
• Micro scraper - curved
  
• Laser pointer with 300 ft. range
  
• Metal saw, metal file
  
• Flashlight
  
• Micro tool holder
  
• Philips head screwdriver 1.5mm
  
• Screwdriver 1.2mm
  
• Screwdriver .8mm
  
• Fine fork for watch spring bars
  
• Reamer
  
• Pin punch 1.2mm
  
• Pin punch .8mm
  
• Round needle file
  
• Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle
  
• Removable tool holder
  
• Special self-centering screwdriver for gunsights
  
• Flat philips head screwdriver
  
• Chisel-point reamer
  
• Mineral crystal magnifier, fork for watch spring bars, small ruler
  
• Extension tool
  
• Spring-loaded, locking flat nose-nose pliers with wire cutter
  
• Removable screwdriver bit holder
  
• Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
  
• Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
  
• Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
  
• Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
  
• Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
  
• Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
  
• Magnetized recessed bit holder
  
• Tire tread gauge
  
• Fiber optic tool holder
  
• Can opener
  
• Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, wire stripper
  
• Reamer/awl
  
• Toothpick
  
• Tweezers
  
• Key ring
  
• Actual Size: 8.75. W x 3.25. L
  
• Weight: 2lbs 11oz
  

the product description!

There's almost no indoor our outdoor emergency which could not be tackled with this comprehensive if somewhat unwieldy device. But who cares? For even if all it does is sit ceremonially on your mantelpiece next to a bar of Toblerone and a signed photo of Swiss Toni as a tribute to all things Swiss, you will have achieved greatness, my son.

no chain splitter. whats the point if you can't split a chain with it. fucking swedish amateurs. i think your better buying one from a good upstanding company like leatherman then some foreign junk like that. i mean who do these people thin they are victorinox.

I do believe that the swiss are from Switzerland and swedes are from Sweden.
Swedes did not invent the swiss army knife. Instead we're the reason things like the match(the firey kind) the adjustable spanner and bearings to name a few. We also invented the vikings and blondes.

We also invented the vikings and blondes.

and carpal tunnel syndrome!

and carpal tunnel syndrome!

I don't think you can actually invent a medical condition.

I don't think you can actually invent a medical condition.

Once we invented the blondes it was inevitable.

I do believe that the swiss are from Switzerland and swedes are from Sweden.
Swedes did not invent the swiss army knife. Instead we're the reason things like the match(the firey kind) the adjustable spanner and bearings to name a few. We also invented the vikings and blondes.

sorry my bad. was typing a report for a swedish company at the same time and got rather confussed. i will not go back a fix it as i think it needs to placed in typing fail.

Hehe much like a bike multi tool, they've invented a tool that fails to do one job well.

File under epic fail.

I don't think you can actually invent a medical condition.

they did.

apparently it only affects people with a direct Viking bloodline.

Might explain why my mum's handy with an axe.