Shaving, Wet shave vs electric

Apolopies, I got a bit carried away with my first post...

Right I'm new to all this fixed and ss lark and have been sitting back and reading up rather than asking questions that will result in me being called a lazy cunt. (Questions like 'what is the best otp bike for £225?')

I may not know very much about bikes, but I do know about shaving.

If you want to look like you've had a shave you have to wet shave. If you want a beard then an electric beard trimmer is needed to keep it even and in shape.

When it comes to wet shaving ditch the mach 3 and the quattro and get yourself a single-blade safety razor. Shaving with a mach 3 is like riding an 18 gear mtb in town, shaving with a quattro is like riding a 21 gear mtb with full suspension.

Start with a preshave oil - I use the Truefitt and Hill Ultimate Comfort. Then use a badger hair brush and a good quality shaving cream - I use either Geo F Trumper or Truefitt and Hill. Then use a Merkur safety razor with Merkur blade. Always go with the grain. Shave after a shower with really hot water to open the pores and soften the hair, and then use cold water to close the pores and stop irritation. You can use an alum block and some post shave creme if you like.

Now you can call me a ponce, but not a lazy cunt.

You ponce.