1st-time London visitors seek fun, culture and bikes.

If you're a sceptic then you'd take pleasure from The London Dungeon, FACT!

Don't forget they'll be tourists and that's what tourists do. I'm in Paris and I've done more in 2 months than what everyone in my office has done put together, going to places they'd never heard of let alone visited

I know what the usual tourist haunts are, and I know tourists are obligated to visit them. When I was living in NY, I had to go to the top of the Empire State Building 3 times, because I kept having out-of-town visitors who wanted to go.

By all means, visit the London Eye, Buckingham Palace, Piccadilly Circus... but London Dungeon is crap. IMHO.