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We went round to a mate's parents' one Christmas Eve, nice and merry already. His Aunty Pam was staying over the holiday. We chatted to her. She had brought with her a box with some little labrador puppies, about six weeks old. We had mince pie etc. then said goodbye.
Next day it turns out my friend had a few more drinks with Aunty Pam before turning in for the night on the living room sofa. (Aunty Pam had been given his room). Middle of the night he wakes up drunk and confused; instead of navigating to the first floor bathroom he navigates to the ground floor kitchen, stands against the wall and takes a piss all over the little labrador puppies.
Aunty Pam was still up, and was watching the entire thing from about three feet away.