Pissing Off The Balcony

I know some of you (most of you) don't have a balcony in your flat/house. But us here in Teesside can have a balcony for £217 a month (sorry Londoners). Anyway. I'm drunk and I just pissed off the balcony. It was rather amusing and I loved the experience. If you haven't, you should try it!

i pissed off hungerford bridge, it was lovely. Don't swim in the thames.

I pissed on Kylie Minouge's mum from a balcony in the Sporthalle in Hamburg, Germany - accidental of course, alcohol involved.

And, I am not joking !

In my misspent youth I pissed off the 15th floor of a multi-story car park.

It was free.

I think it says a lot about the poverty situation in the north of England if people are paying £217 a month just to piss off a balcony.

I was out in the GUU (Glasgow University Union) and I dropped a cigarette on top of someone. My Korean mate then got chucked out of the place. I knew it was me that made him get chucked out because he was standing right next to me and the bouncers in Glasgow are a bunch or racist c*nts. I felt pretty bad but we had a good night after that which was a good consolation.

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Oh yeah, That was from a balcony above the main dance floor.

ive wrote my name on a wall with piss.

Nice one. I've done that a few times. WHEN I WAS 6!

ive wrote my name on a wall with piss.

did your grammar fare better in urine?

He's a Scot. Lay off it. He's not expected to understand the concept of grammar.

I climbed up the scaffolding around my house and pissed off it. Good times.

i imagine your grammar, even in urine was far superior than our london accents.

Thanks.

I climbed up the scaffolding around my house and pissed off it. Good times.

+1. Props for that. Consider your reputation +1. That quite a feet to piss off a balcony. I'm going out for another one right now!

When I was at war with the pub next door to me I threw a bucket load of piss and water off my roof terrace at the arseholes who were annoying me

Kylie Minouge's cousin babysitted me when i was a kiddio, and im not lying either !

I pissed on Kylie Minouge's mum from a balcony in the Sporthalle in Hamburg, Germany - accidental of course, alcohol involved.

And, I am not joking !

I once, brandy induced, urinated from Millenium Bridge.

did i miss the pissing contest?

no, just validate your ticket first.

ok, good.

i have pissed in many places, including on aeroplanes at altitudes exceeding 10,000m.

Kylie Minouge's cousin babysitted me when i was a kiddio, and im not lying either !

The chances are that, being a baby, you probably urinated freely at the time (hopefully into a nappy).

So we have that connection, both having pissed on or near a Minouge ! My piss might have even splashed Danni, so do I get extra points ?

you do yes, but you also have points deducted for saying "mine piss". this is not chaucer!

you do yes, but you also have points deducted for saying "mine piss". this is not chaucer!

Capital 'c' for Chaucer if you please.

I like to lend mine posts a certain casual flamboyance.

your mum likes flamboyant posts.

your mum likes flamboyant posts.

Capital 'y'.