Don't

be so negative murtle. It's not like the entire country's job market is fucked. I blame the immigrants.

If you do employ me, I swear to god I'll do the job really well as maternity cover for 7 months, and then out of some kind of malicious spite, I'll drop 2 points during the 10 minute presentation part of the interview for the permanent post, and therefore goad you into employing an external candidate whom you have to train up, integrate into the team, and wait around while they spend 7 months building rapport with the teaching staff.

That'll teach you.

fuck with bmmf with regards to his employment as he commands the respect and services of many of London's most evil cyclists and they will fck up your business.

big up bumpf.

think I'm being serious do you? :P

know!

hold your breath.

worry your pretty little head about it then. Got a new wheel yet, Mr Crash Bandicoot?

know where the fnck it is, apparantly it was delivered sat???? and some fecker named Daniel signed for it???

let me hang out with you in london.

worry. :)

wait any longer before picking up your fucking parcel up from my flat.

keep murtle's wheel for too long. I want mine back so I can sell it with the black frame bike thing I just bought off RPM. :)

Is that the Wilson? I won that piece of shit on ebay, but then fucked off the payment. The seller was a real arsehole.

hahahaha awesome. I can't wait for RPM to read this :)

You're his lover right?

wait any longer before picking up your fucking parcel up from my flat.

haha, bastard :P

worry. :)

be happy.

don't be happy? that's not nice

"don't don't be happy" - that's a double negative.

be so positive

let me be misunderstood

be so reckless, throw down your guns.

tell me.. no.. oh, it's on the tip of my tongue..

pretend you know, when you don't

come that tone of voice with me young man