Arm Pits

And you've got that for at least thirty years, enjoying some sort of respite only when it thins out, becoming patchy and white and rubbish.

Au contraire! Body hair (at least on blokes) never truly leaves you - it just migrates. I found out at the weekend that my father's regular haircut now includes his eyebrows and ears (!). And what about all those old chaps you see with a rainforest erupting from their nose? SO glad I'm female...