Riding with clips

I don't get this picture - is she supposed to be something to aspire to?

I mean forget the stilettos for a moment. Check those strides - she'll be eating kerb in no time once half of the leg gets swallowed by the chainring.

And* brown*? As a look? In the sun?

Might be worth asking her how she gets on with toeclips and her trendy shoes.

Asfer the brown, any fule kno its tha new black.