Sun June 29th, High-noon - LondonFgSs Spring Track Day Event at Herne Hill Velodrome

I 'got off with' a trainee WPC called Sharon from Essex, when I was 16. She stuck her tongue down my throat. It was unfeasibly long, and triggered my gag reflex. I threw up in her mouth. She was actually too pissed to notice at first. My first tangle with the law.

More straight up factuality.

A similar thing happened to a friend of mine, he got spew all over his, er, groin... He wasn't a copper (and neither was she, actually)... There may have been a whiff of hipster... But it happened in sub-tropical Australia, not leafy, temperate Herne Hill... DFL at this point, I guess...
I'm slappping a D-notice on all my HH encounters... ;)