How many bikes do you own?

i have 8 frames but swopping means an indeterminate amount of bikes / combos. I'm with BMMF they are more like fuck buddy's i won't be tied down to any of them and if they nag me with that oh so grating grinding noise, fuk em they go on the shelf. (except for the plume, always except for the plume)

Clearly the Freudian tones alluded to by GA2G are over not under in our case.

But I don't perceive any of my bikes as my mother (or father).