How many bikes do you own?

Two trackbikes
One racing
One touring
One MTB
A Long John (something like this - http://www.fahrradzukunft.de/fz-0603/0603-02/p1.jpg)
and a big 3-wheeled cargobike - mostly used for dumpstering.

Mostly I use my commute trackbike, and the 3-wheeler, and the touring-bike, in that order.

I've said it before, I'll say it again, I want to BE haj!