Just after Vauxhall the bro and I went through a light flashing amber, cabbie beeped us for some reason and we thought not much of it. He then caught up and overtook us and as the traffic slowed started pulling into 'our' area and tried to run us off the road and onto the pavement.
I passed him and called him a wanker for it (not the most mature thing to do I admit) and what followed was a hilarious 5 minutes all the way to Clapham North. The bro hit the gas but as I was heading up past stockwell and up to Clapham the guy was in the road making a gun sign with his fingers and yelling "I'm gonna fucking shoot you blahd!" and was offering me out for a fight in the middle of the road. I passed him again and got onto the pavement (another no-no I admit but with his irrational driving it was the only safe place) to which he was leaning over and telling me that I was a cnut and that he was going to shoot me etc etc
I asked him what he was going to shoot me with and if he was going to do it would he please hurry up; and then dropped the school boy classic "go f-k your mother" and then was out and off leaving behind an aggressive small man syndrome taxi driver stuck at a red in rush hour traffic.
Very similar thing happened last night..
Just after Vauxhall the bro and I went through a light flashing amber, cabbie beeped us for some reason and we thought not much of it. He then caught up and overtook us and as the traffic slowed started pulling into 'our' area and tried to run us off the road and onto the pavement.
I passed him and called him a wanker for it (not the most mature thing to do I admit) and what followed was a hilarious 5 minutes all the way to Clapham North. The bro hit the gas but as I was heading up past stockwell and up to Clapham the guy was in the road making a gun sign with his fingers and yelling "I'm gonna fucking shoot you blahd!" and was offering me out for a fight in the middle of the road. I passed him again and got onto the pavement (another no-no I admit but with his irrational driving it was the only safe place) to which he was leaning over and telling me that I was a cnut and that he was going to shoot me etc etc
I asked him what he was going to shoot me with and if he was going to do it would he please hurry up; and then dropped the school boy classic "go f-k your mother" and then was out and off leaving behind an aggressive small man syndrome taxi driver stuck at a red in rush hour traffic.
fuck cab drivers.