It's not always the ped's fault

Meh... if everyone respected each other and shared the roads, we wouldn't have any of this nonsense, whether it's cars hitting peds, peds hitting cyclists, buses hitting kids, whatever.

... you're still suckling on the distended teat of uncertainty.

I knew you would rise to this, much like a greasy, fat trout. Breaking the indolence of winter to gorge itself greedily on the first mayfly hatch of spring.

lol.