It's not always the ped's fault

A. fuck off

b. you know fine and rightly that you were talking about saturday, and nothing will convince me otherwise

c. if you have seen me run so many crossings, then you must have been behind me and followed me through, as i certainly don't remember having to wait for you as you were stopped at a zebra crossing ever.

d. the old 'inexperienced cyclist' line isn't going to work anymore, i'm afraid. you'll have to find a new stand-by..

I knew you would rise to this, much like a greasy, fat trout. Breaking the indolence of winter to gorge itself greedily on the first mayfly hatch of spring.

seen you do it many a time, and yes it didn't take very long to catch you up afterwards thus proving the futility of your aggressive stance towards pedestrians.

I think you should accept that you have been found wanting in this department, apologise, and promise to be more aware when cycling.