RLJ (Red Light Jumping). (The definitive bikeradar thread)

Not that they have anything better to do in that area but there are a load of the bastards at the Essex Road / New North Road junction and at the smaller set of lights further on.

There's a couple more on the essex rd and Upper street junction

were they numpty CSO's or 'proper police', cough!?

CSO's I think

Yeah there is always the chance of getting shot now in London, which is a bit problematic. Especially seeing as I look the blueprint for a terrorist.

I think they were proper Old Bill as they were on bikes. I don't think those CSO retards can cycle. I know they can't swim

or do a menedez and shoot you!

oh no thats ok, its all the fault of the wife of the tube suicide bomber apparently. The judge told her so, "you could have stopped JCMenezes being killed by shopping your husband"

...apparently the judge seems to think this woman, cnut or not, had control over the police surveillance unit that day, oh and the safety triggers on all seven of their fire arms.

"scuse me here's a buck could you just pop it over there for me?"

a PCSO stopped me for sitting in advance of the line at the lights at piccadilly circus. i spun him a line about how i feared death at the hands of a scary bendy bus, and he let me go. i also called him 'officer' which inflated his tiny penis a millimetre more than usual, to double its normal size.

that's my usual trick, too! has always seemed to work...

you can differentiate the CSOs from the undercover SO19 by the fact that one totes a supersoaker, and the other shoots brazilian plumbers in the head for being scared of the cops... the micropenis feature is universal.....

I don't think those CSO retards can cycle. I know they can't swim

Did you know they can't self right either. They're like pregnant sheep.

I was at that Essex Rd junction this morning, slowed for the light and was about to go through it when I saw fluro-pig further along. I got tired of waiting for the light to change so took my chances. Pig ran towards me into the road and shouted, "So red lights don't apply to you, Sir?"
which kind of answered his own question as I spun off!

they've been really busy lately.

a PCSO stopped me for sitting in advance of the line at the lights at piccadilly circus. i spun him a line about how i feared death at the hands of a scary bendy bus, and he let me go. i also called him 'officer' which inflated his tiny penis a millimetre more than usual, to double its normal size.

Thing is - none of them seem to give a shit when drivers stop in the cycle waiting box at traffic lights:

So cyclists are then forced to cross the line just to be safe.

Can we have this image a bit bigger so we can print it and distribute it to drivers at traffic lights? Maybe just leave it on their windscreen.

Or adulterate it with some WAC style logos and make some spoke cards... to dish out to errant c**** in their trucks.

Maybe a whole set of cards showing different rules from the highway code? Depending on the driver's offense?

..and have the printed side with very strong glue so it sticks to the windscreen as a reminder :)

I don't think that referring to police officers as 'pigs' is very helpful...

Better pack away my new cycle shirt before i decide to out run them

Tommy - you got me worried now, how do pregnant sheep get righted?

how do pregnant sheep get righted?

That's why shepherds have crooks...

Tommy - you got me worried now, how do pregnant sheep get righted?

They don't. If they roll onto their backs and are not righted they will eventually die. Just grab them by the feet and pull them back onto their side.

Save a sheep's life today. Put them the right way up.

Better pack away my new cycle shirt before i decide to out run them

Tommy - you got me worried now, how do pregnant sheep get righted?

I dont know- but I know how they get wronged.

That's why shepherds have crooks...

Well crooks are useful for handling sheep in general. In hilly areas sheep are prone to getting stuck and a crook is useful for pulling them up. Also very useful when dipping the sheep to pull them out of the dip.

^and for stopping red light-jumping brakeless Arrospockers

They don't. If they roll onto their backs and are not righted they will eventually die. Just grab them by the feet and pull them back onto their side.

Save a sheep's life today. Put them the right way up.

it's also why farmers wear wellys :-)

yeh, saw them twice this morning, on balls pond and essex road giving people tickets or whatever. both times they watched me riding through the red lights but just looked at me, maybe i was lucky or maybe they were just admiring my new ride;)

Thing is - none of them seem to give a shit when drivers stop in the cycle waiting box at traffic lights:

So cyclists are then forced to cross the line just to be safe.

I think the word 'unnecessarily' undermines the whole thing. Sounds like the kind of loophole any lawyer could exploit.

yeh, saw them twice this morning, on balls pond and essex road giving people tickets or whatever. both times they watched me riding through the red lights but just looked at me, maybe i was lucky or maybe they were just admiring my new ride;)
no because you look like an IRA bomber!