National drive like a c*nt day!

I'm so pissed off today. Cycled to and from work and was surrounded by the biggest bunch of wankers in the world. Forced into the kerb by an HGV twice and sworn at by van driver, car drivers giving you no space on the road. Used to this behaviour, but today was so much worse than ever. When I got home I felt that I was lucky to get back in one piece. Aaarggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ride Safe!

**National drive like a c*nt day(s)!

1st January - 31st December (inc. sundays, bank holidays and public holidays)
*show others you don't care, drive like a cunt today!***

i say cycle like a cunt back

tooth for a tooth

^ Spot on! Bunny 'ops all over the shop!

^ Spot on! Bunny 'poops all over the shop!

and on their bonnet in their sun roof... sh!t everywhere

Nothing better than being cut up by a bus when he pulls up to stop then overtaking him and riding at 4mph in the middle of the road til the next stop.
Buses, good for fuck all!

Getting one for my bike ^

Yup, damaged the ligaments in my shoulder when some idiot nipped through a gap an traffic without signaling and I crashed into him.

Getting one for my girlfriend ^

Bit out of order mate! ;-)

She'll love it! Better than the gift from the petrol station that I got her last birthday...

You spend money on your girlfriend??? Why?

the only thing hippy has ever spent on his girlfriend is his load

I think I read somewhere he bought her Vegemite on toast for a whole week!

I think I read somewhere he bought her Vegemite on toast for a whole week!

Is that the same as RPM said?

That was a previous girlfriend. Only make mistakes once. ;)

I'm going to print some of those

mamos

the only thing hippy has ever spent on his vegemite on toast is his load

Each to their own.

What is it with motorists??? I had a van behind me yesterday going up North End Rd, he was busting his nuts to get past me but the road was too narrow, at the crest of the hill he sped past missing my elbow by inches and cutting across in front of me. But 50 yards ahead was a traffic queue. I gave him the good old fashioned wanker hand shake in his nearside mirror, I know he saw me, then rode up the inside of him 10 seconds later and disappeared off up the road. Have they no brains??? I did the cough / wanker thing as I rode passed his open passenger side window.

little formula i've been working on...

you on bike + cunt in a car + bad driving = all sorts of things they can do in a car, to say they are top of the food chain when it comes to riding on the road.

IMO stay clear, chill out. enjoy the sun, the wind in your hair, the soft sounds of the whirl of your tyres as they grip the tarmac. You can make back the time youve just lost in the exchange...

FUCK YEAH ITS FRIDAY! Race yer to the jon snow.

it's friday the 13th as well people coincidence ..... i think not

Ya, yesterday was a bit hairy for cars. Met a mate for a few beers in the west end and almost got clipped a couple of times.

Taxi rushing past me then spots a passenger on the left so does a kamikaze dive to the curb.

White van dude busting to get past on bethnal green road came too close for comfort only to stop at a red light which I jumped, only to do it again when he caught back up coming even closer. Bah.

I almost became part of a van this morning..

50kph down Castlebar hill coz I'd actually decided to pedal and some retard slag pulls out her people carrier in front of me from a side street. Me = big twisting slide to avoid her car. She = startled look + drives off around other corner.

KR04-something dark blue people carrier.. I'm gonna fuck your car up if I see it again bitch.

Side-effect was that I almost set a new record time in for the commute. It would have been a record if I didn't smash it previously after the beer and curry evening a month or so ago.

i think we should mount a camera to your helmet and mike you up hippy for a ride to work in peak hour. has to be entertainment!

Yeah.. the numpty that decided to just turn into me on Holland Park Rd. got the second torrent of abuse this morning. "Would you just drive your car into a stream of traffic you fucking moron? I think fucking not. How about a fucking head check dickhead?"