I hate

The bonk

Just what part of Orbits handy pack is handy? the box is bigger, holes to small and wrong size to pass that shit tasting gum through, it opens in your bag and the packaging disintegrates within a day!

I hate handiness, GIVE ME THE CHALLANGING PACK!

i hate fuckers that throw rubbish out of their car windows...
today I was happily singing along and cycling .. and this fucking coke can appear out of no where and hit me...so I kindly picked up the offending litter and chucked it back in his open window at the lights...

He was not impressed.. and started swearing....but the funny thing was there was a cop car behind... so I hung back at the lights and he drove off....

I hate knowing I've got to go down to A&E at st Georges because I accidently sliced my thumb at work and it needs stitches.
I hate knowing I will have to wait there for hours.
I hate the fact it's right in the middle of our busiest time at work and it will slow me down for at least a few days.
I hate hospitals :(

I've found that bleeding lots in the waiting area gets you much quicker service compared to not bleeding.. like broken bones. Let if flow.. Let if flow.. Let if flow..

Collapse too. That helps.

actually, st georges rules.
I got seen by a sweet sister in less than half an hour, three stitches and home.

I even took a book, only got to page 4.

I went to A&E after an accident last year... waited for 3 hours... then got told they won't stitch the wound after 4 hours.... so end up going to the lab and got a colleague to stitch me up..:(

i crashed a few years ago and had to go to a+e. it wasn't pleasant. made even less pleasant by the fact that it was a friday night!

Almost cutting the tip of my thumb off about 15 mins ago which now means the rest of the gravelling I'm doing in the garden is gonna take 4 times as long.

Wondering if my tetanus shot is up to date! FUCK.

Ainsley Fucking Harriot

Golf ball sized haematoma in my arm yesterday at west end blood donor clinic

i hate it allllllll

my housemate got laid on the weekend for the first time in what must be a year or so and was trying to brag about it last night, but as I wasn't taking the bait and couldn't be bothered having a 'sex chat' or comparing notes, she resorted to coming out with cringeworthy stuff like "Hey andy, did you hear my bed rocking on Saturday night?"..."Ohhhhh yeah my bed is broken"..."I didn't get much sleep if you know what I mean"

seriously felt like puking. who the fuck comes out with that stuff?

chug_it you'll like this :

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/new_roommate_hopes_five_hour

that's awesome, and very similar to my situation last night. I made up some bullshit excuse of a headache and went to bed, it was embarassing.

I hate it when i'm on time for an early Monday morning work start
and then i get 3 punctures which makes me 2 hours late !
(and a girl with a 1 pink wheel laughed at me)

chug_it you'll like this :

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/new_roommate_hopes_five_hour

That's quite scary. I think most people who've lived with randoms will have had this kind of conversation.

Funny though.

i hate waiting for my ride to come back from the coaters, and having to sit on the fucking bus for an hour

i hate waiting for my ride to come back from the coaters, and having to sit on the fucking bus for an hour

Ouch !
never...EVER fun

hope you had some nice choonage to ease the time

You could borrow the GT murtle you cunt. Have you forgotten how to freewheel?

yes i have.
might get it back tomorrow, so not worth borrowing that piece of shit :P
but thanks anyways ya fat cunt.

No worries arseflange.. I was going to cut the brake cables and wait for you to skid stop.. with a camera. You Engrish have funny home video shows yeah? with cash prizes? :)

...the inconsiderate fcks sitting in the tube train, looks up at my pregnant wife and not offer her a seat. fck em. two mornings in a row now.