I hate

The Time Out cycling issue, what a load of crap. Who is this Michael Hodges guy, what a cunt.

I hate the fact that my atkins dieting housemate doesn't know how to cook a steak and instead insists on smoking me out 420 style every bloody night..

It shouldn't take 30 minutes to cook a f-king steak!

Jees! Tell him couple of minutes each side, and if he start whinging about the blood, point him in the direction of a certain Chopper clip on youtube...

The Time Out cycling issue, what a load of crap. Who is this Michael Hodges guy, what a cunt.

Yep.
I know he gets paid arseloads, specifically to wind people up, but I still think he is one of the biggest wankers God shovelled guts into.
I boycott that shitty rag, mostly because of that jerk.

He also used to be a very unhappy man. Which is nice to know.

Ha! You should see how much they charge for Settlement. £750 by post (6-8 weeks) or £950 (same day) AND you get to be treated like shit for 5 hours for the privilege. Not a "value for money" experience.

i'll add my +1 to this. I hate the home office. I'm married to a lovely American and in order to get married she had to first get a fiancée visa, then a marriage visa, then after 2 years an indefinite leave to remind visa, all of which has cost us well over a grand. and not only do they charge you a stupid amount but you also get treated like a criminal and there's not much you can do about it.

did you have to pay a visit to the lovely home office place in Croydon? going there was one of the most unpleasant experiences of my life. we were there for 7 hours.

I also hate banks. Incompetent bastards.

fking hate reading angry messages boards... gets my blood up!

Be calm all.. there is Karma... Coloured deep Vs in a cross wind.. no bastard hands!

But t-4003.. don't start on the banks!

The Time Out cycling issue, what a load of crap. Who is this Michael Hodges guy, what a cunt.
Now I'm going to have to buy a copy, just so that I can disagree with it vociferously.

Ha, the comments on TO's web site are worth a gander. People can be so ignorant.

I hate revising for exams.

the Chinese woman who insist on calling me at 4am, and yelling down the phone in Chinese

I hate:
my current lack of any life bar the library and sitting in front of a desk for the next 49 days.

The bickering on this forum. Sort it out guys seriously.
[except for that which is solely in a humorous context]

I hate,

My fucking left leg because it hurts and slowed me down to a crawl on the way in today.

Twat wanker ass hole frontal lobotomy out patient hope he never gets the opportunity to pass on his shitty fucking retarded geans wight van man in Eltham that over took and turned left right in front of me. He told me he was indicating so he was allowed to cut me up.

The fact the weight man van does not even realize what he did wrong. If I could have got him to hang around long enough I may have been able to draw him a digram to explain. Ass hole cunt wanker dog cum for brains

People on fucking racing bikes fucking half wheeling me.

Fucking ugly twat faced mouther fucker shit for brains hope he never gets the opportunity to pass on his shitty fucking retarded geans too £50 mbt man who pulls up beside me just as I am about to overtake a bus cutting me off.

People who despite the fact that they have had to go and get a full motor cycle license decide not to my a motor bike but a over grown scooter.

People who despite the fact that they have had to go and get a full motor cycle license decide not to my a motor bike but a over grown scooter with two wheels at the front.

Both of these items should be banded alot like the automatic car license. Unless you have a physical disability such as missing an arm or leg which would stop you from driving a manual car no one should take a test in an automatic car. If you can't co-ordinate your self enough to change gear how the fuck do you expect to be able to co-ordinate enough to carry out proper observations?

My fucking left leg.

awwwww, big hug tommy.

^ good idea! aidans gentle hand on Tommy's left leg will soothe away those aches.

I also hate van drivers in Brixton today - one of them almost took out three cyclists and a motorbike just to get to the next set of lights a nano second before everyone else. I also hate photocopier repair men who tell me 'we've got to vote ken out, cos all he's done is fuck over drivers in London' two minutes after a fickwit van driver tried to kill me. Grr.

And breathe...

I am gental lover but a tough hater.

freudian slip

tommy i have no problem with you loving my genitals...you wouldn't be the only one..
Scott doesn't visit Brockley for Sarah's tea...ifyouknowwhatimean.

will you stop calling my genitals 'fritatas' please...its just too weird.

I hate the fcucking No.38 bendy-bus-driving wanker who so desperately HAD to overtake me and pull in 5 feet infront of me, what a cunt! All bus drivers are cunts. Wankers!!

Couldn't help telling him what I thought of him loudly as I rode past. Much to the amusement of his passengers. I don't think there were any young children there....

I hate the Royal Mail truck driver last night that almost put me into a Merc with his fucked up overtaking skills. I did catch the cunt at the next lights and rearrange his mirror positioning along with making my opinion of him and his driving pretty fucking clear.

i hate the fucking fuckwit who pulled the classic left-without-signal-or-checking and took me out on Shatesbury fucking avenue this morning. Like hippy, I took it out on his mirror. Lucky the fucker had locked his doors, because my first reaction was to try and get in there with him and D-lock his nervous smile.

The deaf cunt who sits across from me, who has to play his music at 100 decibels

I'm not deaf.. I just like playing my music loud..

hahaha, true but when it's bananarama...

the roadie who rode with me on my way home, shouting and swearing at every little thing.

why are roadies such bitter people?