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@Greasy_Slag
I have been thinking about the whole getting in his car thing... i think you would have made a much bigger impact by jumping in, changing his radio station to heart FM and resting a hand on his knee smiling contently, staring straight ahead.
I have lost the angry streak (Previas aside) i find the next few miles i am all out of sync and, as has been said a few times on this board, it angers drivers and makes more Standard reading opinionated cycle haters. bad times.
Try this:
Last Thursday I had a vest wearing, Benson chuffing, snarling heffer of a lady; racing back from giro collection to hit into the Argos sales, overtake a bus and head straight at me, her sweaty jowls swinging with pure hatred, using language new to these ears (ok now i am talking pish) calling me a cunt (sic) for being on my side of the road!!??
Remedy.... Chicken .... cutting past close enough to have her see me blow a big sensual kiss.
who felt guilty then?
Fucking Zen like!