Fake bio

Ok so for the rollers we need to supply short biography summaries for Estelle, Juliet and myself.

We're really uncreative today, but some of you have enough weird ideas to fill a whole forum, so should be helpful here too.

What would you put as a bizzarre line in your cv?

I am sprocket?

Qualifications:
Bronze Cycling Proficiency Award
Blue Peter Badge
Chartered + Accredited Sexomolologist

prize pig

" after a short-lived career as a porn star she has settled for being a couch potato" ?

prize pig

charmed!

what is a sexomologist? I think I might like to be one of those

PGCE certificate in puncture repair?

former semi-pro fluffer (resigned due to chronic strip-throat in '02)

Soft Cheese Expert

charmed!

what is a sexomologist? I think I might like to be one of those

Sexomologist is like sexomolologist but without the LOL. ;-)
I liked the way it sounds.. like trombomabone, or socialologist.

a porn star and semi-pro fluffer on one team? That will be hell of a performance on the rollers..

charmed!

what is a sexomologist? I think I might like to be one of those

your welcome.
i meant it in a nice way, of course

Formerly world top 10 ranked semi-professional masseuse

Sexomologist is like sexomolologist but without the LOL. ;-)
I liked the way it sounds.. like trombomabone, or socialologist.

yes, I noticed my error but couldn't be bothered to edit it. That's supreme laziness I know, but I'm conserving energy. Ok, sexamolololololgist it is then.

why is it all about sex?!

Holder of a fish liscence.
Spent the first ten years of your life on a colony on Mars being prepped for an attack on earth.

Hot Karl enthusiast

Juliet - Axe wielding rock goddess, ex-professional snowboarder, ex-model, former cover star of Italian Vogue

All of the above are true as well!

does anyone have that Vogue cover handy then ?

Afraid not. Juliet probably does, though.

Founder of the Reg off The Bill Fan Club

" after a short-lived career as a porn star she has settled for being a couch potato" ?

ahh, i thought it was you!! ;)

abandoned as a child and raised by recombents, it was a given that I would be attracted to cycling

Talk of successful Rogue Trading, masterminding hostile takeovers and general business shit floats my boat.

Juliet - Axe wielding rock goddess, ex-professional snowboarder, **ex-model, former cover star of Italian Vogue
**
All of the above are true as well!

ex-model hey, god Juliet you really have done every thing. YOUR MY HERO ; )

Here's me aged four (far right)