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@BringMeMyFix
Tap him 3 times on the left shoulder but eschew the right, and infuriate him with the asymmetry.
Smile politely at one of his jokes.
Pretend to shout at him, but with no voice, so he thinks he's gone deaf.
Have incredible sex with his mother, but pull out just before she peaks, and then tie her hands behind her back so she can't finish herself off, and hold a picture of her son in front of her face whilst repeating the mantra "it's his fault you can't get no satisfaction".
Eat all his chocolate.