Nicked bike?

Been keeping my eye on Gumtree for a cheap-ish ride, and came across this:

black,horne bar,mint condition,steel frame ultralight,£80,07930907043

http://www.gumtree.com/london/52/22600252.html

Googling the phone number brings up a whole bunch of bike ads, so I dropped him a line, asking for more info on the bike and for pics. Here's his reply:

stell frame ultralight roy thame 55 cm,alexrims,bontrager,specialized sadle,horne bar,black just painted ,no camera sorry.

carlos morocio clopouk27@hotmail.co.uk

What do y'all reckon? Anyone missing a bike out there that fits this description...?

go round his place and smash the fucking place up, kick his teeth off.

then ask questions.

That is blatantly a stolen bike, I bet if you arranged a meeting he wouldn't even show up.

go round his place and smash the fucking place up, kick his teeth off.

then ask questions.

Yes, kick his teeth off and smash him upside down.

Let us do some cycle based killing.

teeth off, ankles stabbed, thrown into a table.

too good for this scum

there was an ad on ebay couple months ago that someone was looking for a stolen orange roy thame track bike........i guess that explain the recently sprayed black thing......

There is a pic on the ad now. Has anyone told Chris Crash?

teeth off, ankles stabbed, thrown into a table.

too good for this scum

I like the ankle work, nice.

Teeth off, ankle stabbed, smash his eyes off too, squeeze the middle part until it pops, smash his head between two bricks and snap his toes off.

tynan you should consider being a surgeon,you have a natural flair for it lmfao

You forgot "split his ribs apart by means of axe to intercostal muscle interface"

and that

You wouldn't get that I'm a pacifist from that last comment.

The bike is sold !

the guy was probably reading this thread and got scared.

It wasn't me!

Tynan - did you call? Did he try to sell you a different one instead..?

It wasn't me!

Tynan - did you call? Did he try to sell you a different one instead..?

Emailed him - offering £75 - emailed back with two words 'sold sorry'

chop off ring finger. stick it in his ring. chop his cock off. stick it in his gob. put joker of hearts in his eyeball as LGFSS calling card.

I like the ankle work, nice.

Teeth off, ankle stabbed, smash his eyes off too, squeeze the middle part until it pops, smash his head between two bricks and snap his toes off.

Slam all his cupboard doors, find all of his crisps and crush them, snap all his bread sticks, leave his fridge open, wee in the toilet then not flush it.

phone the speaking clock in australia from his phone, leave it off the hook.

pinch a loaf in his bed.

put itching powder in his pants drawer.

Break in to his fucking place and frighten his vegetable with threats and a fucking knife.

hahaha.

spook his cuddly toys with a tin opener, that'll show him. he gets back and they're all quivering in the corner, soiled.

Yeah !

bash him up the knickers !

wee in the toilet then not flush it.

whoah! steady on there..

I think you've taken this too far, I mean, even in jest that's a terrible thing to wish on someone..